Holy Melon

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.

Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

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Melon Usk

A genious melon that randomly shoots cars into space. Also, it is a lizzard.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 8, 2018

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Melonlord is the most powerful being of all time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don't let them know that.

Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)

Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I think that's Melonlord.

Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fangirls: We love Melonlord!!!

by NOT MELONLORD February 2, 2021

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Sweet melons

Melons that by definition are sweet. In fact said melons are considerably large and voluptuous. These "melons" are the best around, specifically belonging to beautiful women. They are the finest of all melons... Very commonly found in South American and Latinos.

Jim: look at that chick
Ty: what about her?
Jim: she's got sweet melons!
Ty: (looks her up and down) yes, indeed....

by Tman172 May 5, 2013

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melons

big boobs

I got big melons, they are 38DD.

by Stacy February 10, 2004

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melonology

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

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