Melterz

A fat idiot responsible for the bite of ‘87. He is also the man behind the slaughter and committed various war crimes in Iraq. His location is still unknown but his dumb friend spuuder likes to make fun of him. He also likes to say “true as” a lot.

Friend: Hey did you see this funny family guy video from this youtuber lapse?

Friend 2: Stfu thats just melterz you dumb idiot.

by Gruccis epic as April 15, 2020

Meleefag

A person who loves, praises and worships Super Smash Bros. Melee till the day they die. Most often these type of people refuse to give credit or even play the other Smash games because of reasons such as "no wavedashing", "it's too slow", "you can't shine spike", and other reasons that prevent them from enjoying the other games. They make it clear that Melee is "the only true experience of Smash" for how broken the system is. They can't accept playing more stable, proper systems of Smash, and when they do play the other games, they generally blame their skill on the fact that there is no wavedashing.

Person 1: "Hey would you like to play some Smash 4 or Brawl?"
Person 2: "Ew why would I play those games? They don't have wavedashing and dash dancing isn't the same! They're not even as fast! Those games are for filthy casuals!"
Person 1: "Oh so you're a Meleefag..." filthy casuals Brawl

by Gilgabob October 18, 2015

Meleemaster

A male with a small body and a minuscule penis. This person will often claim he is a master when it comes to sexual intercourse but the truth is that he will remain a virgin his whole life.

Inu often boasted that he was a master when it came to sex, but we all knew he was a meleemaster.

by Thatguyist May 11, 2008

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Sour Melted Brownie

Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.

1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009

melee weapon

A melee weapon is a hand to hand combat weapon such as a sword,axe,hammer,hate stick or any other thing used at close range, they are used for clubbing, slashing, cutting, hacking, pounding,smashing, crushing, mashing, pulverising ect.

the sword up here is a melee weapon

by Jimma from aussie January 14, 2008

Melted

A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.

"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"

by Wank doctor August 29, 2017