Medianmonobisexual (Middle of 1 and 2 1.5 sexual) is an attraction to the opposite gender, in addition to only a bit of the same sex.
"Guys, traps aren't gay, they're medianmonobisexual, because they look like women but have dicks."
"I'm not gay, I'm medianmonobisexual. I would never let a man bang me, but a futanari can bang me."
"I'm not gay, I'm medianmonobisexual. I would never let a man bang me, but a futanari can bang me."
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can also be referred to as a Meimei
can also be referred to as a Meimei
Nigga 1: YO, MY NIGGA MEILANI IS FINNA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!
Nigga 2: AWWW HELL NAH! MY DICK CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BEATING!!!!
Nigga 2: AWWW HELL NAH! MY DICK CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BEATING!!!!
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Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
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