Megaloshlong

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

megalongschlong

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever

"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021

megalodaunt

A tall, gay, Monster, that resides in DeepWoken, a ROBLOX, game. Commonly refered to as Sharko.

" EUEREWUEUERUUROEUOEUOR" Deepwoken players after getting their ass handed to them by a Megalodaunt.

by randomferret March 12, 2022

Megalo

derived from Ancient Greek (μέγᾰς m. / μεγάλη f. / μέγᾰ n.)

Meanings are:

big, large

great, mighty, loud

marvelous, awesome

actually the same word that the prefix "mega-" means and is derived from.

That's a megalo event.

by Ancient language student December 29, 2018

megalongschlong

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald

Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?

by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

Megalomaniac

1)A person obsessed with greed and/or power.
2)A great song from one of the greatest bands in the world; Incubus

I saw Incubus perform "Megalomaniac" live at the All-State Arena on July 14, 2004

Sadaam Hussein was a megalomaniac

by Dennis October 22, 2004

megalomaniacal

1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.


2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

In other words, YOU'RE A MONEY HUNGRY PSYCHO-PATH!

It's just another megalomaniacal tab on my tongue.

by Dana Lee June 1, 2005