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Happy meerkat

Someone who kneels between the legs of someone, (who is lay at the edge of a bed, with legs hanging over),performing oral sex. The person will pop up with a smile on their face upon completion, in a similar way to a meerkat
After swallowing his load, Lisa appeared from below, like a happy meerkat.
by Humblebarkeep86 January 27, 2022
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Mercat

An animal whose sole evolutionary purpose is to express displeasure at a situation/person. "Mer" is both the Mercat's mating call and a signal it is about to attack.
"Mer," said Felix the feral Mercat, upon finding out his favorite stripper was out sick and was therefore unable to give him his customary Wednesday night lap-dance, "Mer mer mer."
by Council of Mer May 6, 2010
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Hot Tub Meerkat

The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.
I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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meerkat

the little rodents that animal planet has an entire show about
the small rodent simular to a prarie dog like a meerkat
by themeerkat June 9, 2009
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meerkat

(verb) to meerkat

to try and locate an individual in an open-plan office by standing and peering over the partitions.
"Is Mark at his desk?"

"I don't know. I'll just meerkat him".
by Simon Brislin July 23, 2007
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Meerkat Manor

The misfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your sexual practices) sexual mishap usually occurring amid a barbaric session of anal sex which results in the receiving party unexpectedly releasing a meerkat-like shit due to the overwhelmingly violent thrusts in and out of his or her rectum.
She Meerkat Manored all over my new pillow!
by Manny24 April 30, 2011
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meerkat meeting

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.
Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...
by moolmas June 13, 2010
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