Meeking 

Waking up 2 hours before first call to chug water in case of a UA. Also meek is dead RIP.

Dude I had a jack plaga night last night. I’m meeking it after this 4 day.

Meeking by Wenshau November 23, 2023

Meeking 

Y’all remember when meek mill and diddy were fucking? And people say No diddy which means no homo? Meeking is basically saying your acting gay or saying something gay.

Icygps: “Yo ngl imma suck that nigga off”
downfxxl: “You’re meeking rn ngl”

Meeking by downfxxl April 14, 2024

Meeking

When you put a massage gun to your anal area and the best feeling in your life making your legs float in the air.

Bro get on cod what are you doing meeking I hear the massage gun GET ON

Meeking by Meekinggod November 23, 2025

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009