medical

often performed when joining a company/college etc. as an excuse to screen out druggies, and pervy nurses to cop a feel of yer bits/boobs.

joe failed his medical. he's up to his eyeballs in coke every other day though

by wankfest September 16, 2004

Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023

Medically

Used for emphasis, or a more serious emphasis than "seriously".

"Medically, you can go suck a dick. "

by MedicallySatanic August 17, 2021

medic

CALm all star cs player

some idiot canadian

Med killed D!E | kmode with headshot TMP

by tyler March 8, 2005

Medicalize

What marijuana should be

Stoner 1: Cops really fuck things up don't they?
Stoner 2: The government really needs to medicalize marijuana everywhere.

by Thebigmonkey December 2, 2009

medic

Same as gay in the U.S marine slang.

"Argh, the medic was gay!"
"You are medic!"
"Bill is medic?"

by Your Nametus May 4, 2006

Medical

Drugs; crazy; crazy drugs

You off the medical.
Take the medical turn
Damn, gps took us the medical route

You smoking the medical

by Xtrillxking July 22, 2015