meaterus 

Slang term for a womans uterus, first used in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"It's that time of the month again. It's like all the energy has been taken from my extremities and is centralised in my meaterus!"

meaterus by Mish June 17, 2006

Melted cheese spread 

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

Melted cheese spread by Golden graham July 13, 2015

melted ice 

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

melted ice by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

Melted 

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

Melted by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

meatery 

also known as a butcher shop

i went to the meatery to buy some meat

meatery by Darrel Burns June 10, 2008

Melted Welly 

When a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.

tomo's face is like a melted welly

Melted Welly by Grant Amos February 25, 2009

Meater 

Someone/ Something likes to eat meat or eats meat as it's staple diet.

He is eating meat again. He is such a meater.

Meater by nakstar January 14, 2013