meaterus

Slang term for a womans uterus, first used in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"It's that time of the month again. It's like all the energy has been taken from my extremities and is centralised in my meaterus!"

by Mish June 17, 2006

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

melted ice

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

Melted

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

meatery

also known as a butcher shop

i went to the meatery to buy some meat

by Darrel Burns June 10, 2008

Melted Welly

When a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.

tomo's face is like a melted welly

by Grant Amos February 25, 2009

Meater

Someone/ Something likes to eat meat or eats meat as it's staple diet.

He is eating meat again. He is such a meater.

by nakstar January 14, 2013