Meatballing

The act of dipping one's testicles into a pot of piping hot marinara sauce.

The cook was fired from his job after a bus boy caught him meatballing again.

by Hugh Jasphart February 14, 2022

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011

meatwalking

The process of night walking (usually around the house) having a desire to eat meat in case of vegeterians who secretly can't resist the temptation and surprisingly find themselves in front of a fridge in the middle of a night.

- Why is there no meat pie in the fridge, honey?
- I think it's your little cousin.
- But he's a vegeterian!
- I heard him meatwalking arounf the kitchen at 2am. You need to talk to him.
(A dialogue in a family with a vegeterian relative)

by Yollie-lollie-loo January 25, 2013

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Swedish meatballs

perfection

I love me some Swedish meatballs

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 20, 2019

Shootin Some Meatballs

The 90s phrase for playing basketball (that I totally did not mishear).

Will Smith: And all shootin some meatballs outside of the school
Douche: He said, "b-ball", not meatballs...
Me, an intellectual: Tsk... How does it feel to ride the short bus?

by Lightskin Dreads April 23, 2019

meatballs

meatballs are people that like to drink, like to have fun , have free spirits and they have no rules and regulations. Made popular by snooki and deena.

“ You see those two girls over there drunk dancing on tables, yeah they’re meatballs.”

by strangeweirdo February 27, 2020