mr. matthews

Mr matthews

usally a gay teacher working at a school
Most commonly known as a faggoy

Have u seen that mf faggot

Mr. Matthews ?
ye that mf nigga

by Mf sandwich December 4, 2017

Matthewsortoism

The state of being as morbidly obese as an American disappointment, Matthew Sorto who managed to become the most morbidly obese American child, held in the Guinness World Records. Usually used as a slur or insult.

Bro! You're so fat, you have Matthewsortoism

by AnonymousPerson1935 December 14, 2019

dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.

by Wood Sage April 12, 2013

emily matthews

A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner

Who's that weirdo listening to Freaks in eye liner must be an emily Matthews

by Chazzawesome March 27, 2015

Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)

OMG he is such a josh matthews

by The vimtoad November 9, 2018

Robert Matthews

Robert Matthews is a welsh name. Robert meaning kind, and caring and Matthews meaning loveable and good looking. Many people in the southern areas of the U.K are called Robert Matthews, as Robert is a very popular name which can be shortened in to Rob, Robbie, Bob, Bobby and many more. Matthews is also a popular surname, especially in the Welsh southern areas of the U.K.

"Oh Robert Matthews is a kind boy!"
"I met ANOTHER Robert yesterday!"

by ilikecheesecakemarrrn July 6, 2009