Jayda the mollester

Thinks she Asian but is full white
Proudly represents all of Alabama

Ultra lesbian

In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama

Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line

Jayda the mollester

by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine March 22, 2019

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Kevin McAllister

The sneaky little guy that gets me and my friends through the night. We pull it out the drawer and fill it with sticky icky. Its called Kevin McAllister due to its sneakyness and suprising qualities.

Guy 1: Bro I drank too much last night, I'm hungover as shit.

Guy 2: Brah just grab the Kevin McAllister out the damn drawer, we gonna gets a little faded.

by bvc55 January 1, 2012

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deush mcallister

When a goon dick has an ass kicking coming to him and refuses to take it like a man and runs away: Refering to the runningback for the New Orleans Saints Deuce Mcallister

Stewart:Why wont Jared quit being a deush mcallister and just take the ass stomping he deserves
Steve:I dont Know but its gonna be 10 times worse now

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

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Mollester

Adjective. Something white trash, low class and totally pathetic people accuse others of being out of malice when they are too uneducated to know how to spell it and too ignorant and/or lazy to look it up.

They were falsely accused of being child mollesters by the sick fucks whose minds work like that and who should be locked up for thinking things like that in the first place.

by Considerthesources January 12, 2005

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