mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Don Mayor

A Dutch music producer, DJ and soju connoisseur who's known for his body rolls and various other antics.

You know you're Don Mayored when you're out of your mind from soju and stagediving on your bed

by Yung Pek February 20, 2021

Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021

mayonnaise

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011

Cinco da Mayo

this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.

juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.

diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise

juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.

diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!

by diegojuanito June 9, 2013

Mayor of Psycho Town

Someone who is a compulsive liar but has no choice because that’s his or her nature. They are also back stabbers who will tell any secret or any lie just to get some attention. This person is often telling ridiculous lies. They may also take on different personalities and can be a major bitch.

Peyton is the original Mayor of Psycho Town.

by BrandiMountz June 6, 2011

mayo makers

A dick because mayo looks like cum, and cum comes out of dick.

I'm gonna suck his mayo makers tonight

by Hoe679 May 15, 2016