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Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.
by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017
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Mitty tiddles

When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.
by Bo_didlee May 6, 2018
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Matt the creator of Bob

Definition of Matt the creator of Bob;
Canadian, grouchy at times, hard to predict yet an easy book to read. Matt created Bob the purple goat 1 through 45, I believe and still has a good creative mind when he wants to.
Though he is clever, someone you wish to talk to many times a week just to hear what he thinks, the Matt often tends to be extremely stubborn and/or grumpy. The nice side of Matt, rarely seen by any, consist of boastful flattery, kind like comforting and a few other things that I have not yet found out about.
The bad side, often seen by all, can be rude, hurtful and brutually honest to a bone cutting pain. He often puts this up for people who are 'dumb' in his opinion and Matt finds it hard to like anyone.

Warning:
Though you sometimes wish to tell this Matt, creator of Bob, I warn you not to. It will either blow up in your face, cause Matt to ignore you in loathing, self loathing or awkward silences.

But don't be fooled. Matt still needs his affection. He still needs to be hugged. He still needs to know when people love him.
"Hi, Matt the creator of Bob!"
"Go away."
"=D I <3 you, Matt!"
". . .I <3 you too. Now go away."
by Secreto Ness July 16, 2008
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Fat Matt The Rat

The act of putting giant blocks of cheese into ones asshole for a big hairy rodent to munch on dat ass hole while achieving orgasm.
Simpson loves a good Fat Matt The Rat
by Sean Rocks October 6, 2006
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A Matt Turner

A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.
by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011
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Matt Taylor

Matt Taylor is usually when a kid has a porcupine like haircut, usually associated with the ancient Australian mammal..... kangaroo. Can usually be found in his natural habitat 2K20
Nate-“Hey who’s that with the sharp hair”
Cooper-“ oh that’s just Matt Taylor
by Thecreepydudespyingonurmisses September 10, 2019
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Marty the lobster

Marty the lobster first appeared on April second 2010 in Portland, Maine. He was not the average lobster, for he was fuzzy and fought cancer. Marty spends his time partying all around with a group of wrestling friends. His idol is Billy Mays and Master Chief. He also blocks your vision of disgusting male genetalia whenever it pops up on chat roulette. His mortal enemy is Aliee(ale-EE) the zombie alien who appeared a day after Marty from the elevator shaft .
Pete: What should we do guys?
Dylan: Let's go on Chat Roulette!
Zach: Yeah!
Ozzy: Wait! Don't forget to bring Marty the lobster!
Zach: Thanks! *whew*
by DepresdMustache April 5, 2010
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