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Derogatory term for that shitty youtuber who went to Boswells
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by MattST December 5, 2021
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Mattiko

A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.
Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?

Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.
by thekingofdefinitionshimself March 13, 2022
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My Spanish name is Matito.
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