Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

mattibatti

A person who is crazy good with stocks and girls. Likes champagne and drives a batmobile.

OMG that dude at the club was a classic MattiBatti.

by KattaTilChess November 13, 2016

Matteya

Matteya is a fucking idiot, she is kinda dumb and often unintelligent.
This does not apply to all Matteyas, the very few there are, some are kinda cool.

Collin: "What is your name?"
Matteya: "Matteya"
Collin: runs away

by ImMatteya June 11, 2020

MatteMaker

That one kid who is good at mathematics and does whatever he wants

Teacher: Mattemaker put down your hood

Mattemaker:No shut up

by VinceThatGuy March 2, 2021

mattematigisk

mattematigisk is another word for mattematisk wich means mathematic.

this is verry mattematigisk

mattematigisk is difficult to spell

by simerboy May 18, 2021

Matheba

Open and out going with a profound personality. The type of personality that makes it easy for her to make a lot of friends. Very welcoming and inclusive which is great for our society. Even though she is kind she values loyalty and honesty the most .

Matheba is an angel

by Lusitania November 23, 2021

Mattea

Mattea is a really beautiful girl and deserves the world. Her best friends are Selma and Amanda. S.A.M

i love you mattea

by me human December 1, 2022