Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Masturjaying

When a cougar masturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.

-Phone Rings.
Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjaying.
Girl 2: You mean masturbating?
Girl 1: No, like, Jay is my master. The ruler of my domain.

or

"Oh damn I'm horny, wait till i get home, I'm going to masturjay all night"

or

"Let's have phone sex"
"Okay, you could listen to me while I masturjay"

by Cougarlicious July 1, 2008

Masteryacking

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

by masteryacker October 27, 2011

Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

Masturbank

A bank of photos you use to masturbate

Hey, wanna see my masturbank?

by Cactypacky February 4, 2022

Masturbaculate

Masturbaculate
Pronunciation: Ma-ster-ba-cu-late
Function: Verb
Etymology: American English "masturbaculate"
Masurbaculate: to masturbate, then ejaculate.

(Present); Masturbaculate: Jake is going to masturbaculate because, after thinking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend, he got a boner.
(Past); Masturbaculated: Jake masturbaculated to get rid of his boner after thinking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.
(Future); Masturbaculate: Jake has to go masturbaculate after getting a boner from thinking about his girlfriend giving him a blowjob

by Hunter's Playstation Porno July 11, 2009

masturbacon

masturbating while shoving bacon and maple syrup down your throat...

guy 1: DUDE! you gotta try MASTURBACON-ING! It's ligit!

guy 2: alright cool... whats that

guy 1: ehhh you'll see...

by jakeyyyyyyyyyyyy696969 August 6, 2010