Masturbexiled

This is the situation in which someone has been purposefully locked out of his/her room, because that person's roommate wants to masturbate in peace. The word is composed by sticking together masturbation and exiled. The word is also related to the concept of being sexiled.

Sarah- Hi Johnny, what are you doing out in the hallway at this hour?
Johnny - I've been masturbexiled...
Sarah - Oh, ok... what is that?
Johnny - Well... uhm... he is...uhm...
Sarah - He is what?
Johnny - Well there are many ways to say it: spanking the monkey, chocking the chicken, beating/jerking/jacking/whacking/wanking off, circle jerking it, bashing the bishop, playing pocket pool... to name a few
Sarah - Ok, ok, i got it!

by Gheo November 1, 2008

masturbed

To be thoroughly disturbed during masturbation.

If my door is shut, do not bother me. I do not want to be masturbed.

by SOLARMOON October 9, 2013

Masturbreathing

When one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing

"Remember James?"
"Yeah from that one class?"
"Dude, he's so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time"

by Dr. Tata October 23, 2012

Masterize

The art of familiarizing the processes of mastering while mastering the familiar topic

What do we do to improve our teaching? We masterize the lesson plan.

by The Masterizer December 4, 2012

mastersesh

the ultimate uninterruptable masturbation session

i locked the door, turned off the lights and threw on some quality internet porn. not even julius would be able to interrupt this mastersesh.

mastersesh? masterbest!

by yourname.001 March 5, 2011

Masturbleating

The act of watching a movie whilst sitting/lying upside down.

-It's poor form to flip the screen when masturbleating.

-If we're going to start dating, I think that you should know that I have been known to masturbleat occasionally.

by Captain McG February 20, 2011

masturbeib

the act of masturbating to images of Justin Beiber

Mariah Yeater likes to masturbeib.

by JustSayTech November 4, 2011