masturbreak

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.

tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak

by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008

Masturbarea

(noun)- The area in which one masturbates.

Plural: Masturberea

"Hey, sorry about your magazine. It was in my masturbarea."

by Jeff Harrison June 15, 2008

Masturbreathing

When one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing

"Remember James?"
"Yeah from that one class?"
"Dude, he's so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time"

by Dr. Tata October 23, 2012

masturbark

To masturbate a dog.

Tom is masturbarking.

by erima January 19, 2008

masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

Masturb8n & debatn on d8n

The action of voluntarily remaining single

Masturb8n & debatn on d8n takes much contempl8n.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

masturbank

The mental database within which you store images of women you will masturbate to later.

Ryan: Hey, look at that one girl's ass.

Matthew: Yeah, she's definitely going into my masturbank.

by Jabroni Johnson August 25, 2011