masturbathon

Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.

I always get slowed down in the farm sex section.

by niggers May 13, 2003

Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010

Masturbae

The art of fapping to your bae.

Guy 1: Damn bro did you get that good sex with da bae last night?
Guy 2: Nah she wasn't in the mood, so I just masturbaed instead.

by Raper4G July 8, 2014

Masturbathe

The act of taking a shower or bath with the only reason to masturbate in it.

"Dude, I need to go home and masturbathe"
"I caught him masturbathing last night!"
"I don't always take a shower, but when I do, I masturbathe."

by WakeWhit June 4, 2012

masturbastical

Having almost as much fun and exicitement as you get when masturbating

hey baby, last night, watching that movie with you was masturbastical

by Alexander David Ray 1 December 12, 2008

masturbaphoric

adj. 1. Of or relating to the act of masturbating, usually in the sense of extreme happiness or pleasure.

adj. 2. Extreme satisfaction brought on by a sense of self-approval.

1. These cupcakes are utterly masturbaphoric!

2. John was feeling masturbaphoric after he found out the script he had secluded himself to write over the past five years had finally gotten picked up by Comedy Central.

by spongeknob squarenuts, jr. August 16, 2014

masturbaficionado

(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest lubes and/or sex toys in order to achieve the highest levels of independent sexual gratification.

You may like to stroke it, good sir, but I am a masturbaficionado — I take such things seriously.

by Snark Chariot September 18, 2014