Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.
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Guy 1: Damn bro did you get that good sex with da bae last night?
Guy 2: Nah she wasn't in the mood, so I just masturbaed instead.
Guy 2: Nah she wasn't in the mood, so I just masturbaed instead.
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adj. 2. Extreme satisfaction brought on by a sense of self-approval.
adj. 2. Extreme satisfaction brought on by a sense of self-approval.
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