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Masturbating

When somebody pleasures themself by touching their gentital area
Jodie was really really horny, so she went online to search for some naked men.. The internet was down.
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.

Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating
by Dannybloomshield August 20, 2013
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Masturnating

To gain sexual self satisfaction through the constant correction of others.

Also known as nating.
Person A: It's raining cats and dogs.
Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.
Person A: Dude stop masturnating.
by necrotic panda October 4, 2010
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Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit
by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018
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Masturtasking

"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."
by shanyshan November 20, 2010
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Masturbinging

Dedicating a whole day and or weekend to the act of masturbating.
George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."
by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010
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masturpacing

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.
"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."
by MsMufffin November 12, 2011
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caught masturbating

The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.
"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."
by Rob. February 2, 2003
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