The Rank of Master

Something that Anakin Skywalker doesn’t have.

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.- Mace Windu

by MCK1705 June 28, 2020

Maitena

Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling

Maitena i love you with all mi heart

by El papurri February 8, 2018

Ascended master

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Master Shake

The single greatest member of the superhero detective team, Aqua Teen hunger Force. Alias' include; the Drizzle, the Fume, and the Puddle. known for selling sacks of talking meat to alien freak shows, getting drunk with alien fraternity members, not paying bills, urinating in Carl's, his neighbor's, pool, and tossing depressed Happy Time Harry dolls off of cliffs for the purpose of making them immortal.

"Teeth are for gays! That's why faeries come and take them away!"
"You little meat! you don't have to get in that bag... Now you get in that bag, or you'll never learn RAM!"
"Cursed? ya think? he only said it like a thousand times!"
"Dancing is forbidden!"

by Da Trux May 3, 2005

Born Master

A term used, mostly by inner city teens and young men/women, as a reference to a female that is a mother of a child and/or children.

Friend: "Yo Raheem, you hear that Brenda got a baby?"

Raheem: "Yeah, son. She's a born master."

by Spankoholic April 14, 2009

wank master

A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.

Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master

by Slaughty November 24, 2014