Massachusetts

Jack: Hey Jim did you know Massachusetts looks like a diseased gun?
Jim: ...
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Located smack dab in the middle of New England, Massachusetts is quite a state. Home to many a sports team, including the Boston 'it'll be a long time before than happens again' Red Sox, The New England 'really just massachusetts/ stolen from connecticut' Patriots, the Boston 'who cares' Celtics, and the Boston Bruins, it is also home to many respected institutions of higher learning, including Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, and 80 gazillion UMasses, as well as being the home state of everyone's favorite cursed and dysfuntional family, the Kennedys, who pretty much own the state.
Massachusetts residents, also known as Massholes, are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as taxachusetts.
Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer.
Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's wicked obnoxious, as are all massholes.
boston resident: "why dawn't you..ah...drink from tha bubblah befoah we go see the sawx? it's wicked hawt out heah."
by elischmeli May 03, 2005
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Here in mass we got pages like wtwmass and savages mass running the state everyone know everyone every boy gots to other towns gets Hoes smash then they know someone from there and they expand we have retared anciets which needs to stop whitey Bulger’s a celebrity Our sports team are insane just walk into a bar and you’ll see the pride we’re know for doing stupid shit for getting in wtwmass and there no place better walk around and know everyone there’s partys everywhere
Massachusetts Boston fuck can stand there voices
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Codeword for "massive huge tits". Usually used to unsuspiciously inform your bros about a woman with massive mammaries, without drawing the attention of the rack-holder.
Bro A: "Yo dude, Massachusetts."
Bro B: "Oh yeah, would definately move there."
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A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.
Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.
by oberstlieutnant July 24, 2005
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Sweet Massachusetts is allowing into M.I.T
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State where people cannot elect decent senators
Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!
by bryan August 21, 2005
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