1 definition by elischmeli
Located smack dab in the middle of New England, Massachusetts is quite a state. Home to many a sports team, including the Boston 'it'll be a long time before than happens again' Red Sox, The New England 'really just massachusetts/ stolen from connecticut' Patriots, the Boston 'who cares' Celtics, and the Boston Bruins, it is also home to many respected institutions of higher learning, including Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, and 80 gazillion UMasses, as well as being the home state of everyone's favorite cursed and dysfuntional family, the Kennedys, who pretty much own the state.
Massachusetts residents, also known as Massholes, are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as taxachusetts.
Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer.
Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's wicked obnoxious, as are all massholes.
Massachusetts residents, also known as Massholes, are seemingly inept at driving and wreak havoc on the New England roadways. They are proud of the fact that they have a higher tax bracket than Sweden, affectionately referring to their state as taxachusetts.
Home to Boston, Cape Cod, Nantucket, and Martha's Vineyard, and soon Rhode Island, Massachusetts has a wonderful coast that is invaded by Connecticut and New York residents every weekend in the summer.
Not everyone from Massachusetts has the infamous, often mocked accent. it is usually found only in Boston, Thank God, because it's wicked obnoxious, as are all massholes.
boston resident: "why dawn't you..ah...drink from tha bubblah befoah we go see the sawx? it's wicked hawt out heah."
by elischmeli May 3, 2005