Massissippi

The residential/suburban regions in Massachusetts outside of the I-495 beltway around Boston, characterized by isolated housing developments, a lack of cultural activities and social interactions.

I relocated for my girlfriend's PhD studies, but I had a hard time meeting meeting new people out in Massissippi.

by ebeez June 1, 2009

Massassi

The Massassi temple, (see: addiction) a place of eternal torment and elbow-licking (see: soul-stealing). The Massassi temple is home to some of the most deranged individuals ever seen in the internet.

"Hear that? That is the wailing of massassians who have sold their souls to star wars. Alas, they are forever lost and every bit of humanity has been torn from their minds."

by Astaroth March 27, 2003

masson

verb meaning to con someone, to tell a lie, to have the wool pulled over one's eyes, but in an amusing and charming manner. From the vernacular of Muswell Hill, North London, origin unknown.

"Oh my god - I think we just got massoned!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"

by Nigel St Hubbins April 7, 2008

Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)

1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."

by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006

the unwashed masses

refers to the common people, blue collar workers and the struggling classes, happy in family and friendships if not in terms of wealth

Donald shuned a job with his father's bank, preferring instead to work at the mill, shoulder to shoulder with the unwashed masses, many of whom invited him to their homes for dinner or to share stories over a bucket and jug at lunchtime.

by jiggs41 November 30, 2013

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

Massochist

Someone who tortures himself by attending as many Catholic religious services as possible each day.

Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.

by QuacksO July 18, 2019