Marriage

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013

Marriage

The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.

'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'

'They must have had a marriage'

by tankerbelle October 2, 2012

Marriage

An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.

The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.

by Blackwolf Morrow March 2, 2011

Marriage

A God-ordained union between a man and a woman.

Marriage--And a woman shall leave her mother and father and cleave herself to her husband.

by OneHeart432 January 11, 2012

Marriage

A sacred union between two people who love one another. Can be between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman and a woman (or should be and is in some states).

Marriage.

by s0phfeist June 30, 2010

Marriage

the formal union of two consenting adults typically in love, recognized by law, by which they become spouses.

Jane: "Wasn't Josh and Kate's wedding fun? I hope they have a beautiful marriage."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."

by CodeX July 12, 2015

Marriage

Lying and cheating. Love is a lie. Never believe in love.

Marriage is stupid.

by Uglygayman July 4, 2019