skid marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"

skid marks by Tizzle Foshizzle ©2002 February 25, 2004

stretch marks

Stretch marks(or stria) are usually caused by rapid weight gain in a short period of time, pregnancy or muscle enlargement. Stretch marks are tiny tears in the dermis (the elastic, resilient middle layer) that form when the skin stretches. Stretch marks can form anywhere on the body where the skin is stretched but they most commonly form on the breasts(for women), hips, abdomine, inner thighs, buttox, behind the knees and on the arms. Stretch marks start out as a reddish/purpleish colour but with time they heal and fade to whiteish coloured scars. Stretch marks mostly occur in women during pregnancy or girls going through puberty and growth spurts. They can also occur in men who gain weight, strength train(common among body builders)and can happen during growth. They are perfectly natural and very common so don't be ashamed if you have them-- most women and men do. Unfortunately there is not anything that can completely or permantely remove or get rid of stretch marks. Certain creams can help lighten the appearance of them but they will always be there. Ones on the abdomine or arm can be removed with a tummy tuck/arm tuck and toning the parts of the body with stretch marks can help tighten the skin, making them less visible. Until scientists discover a definite way to get rid of them, they are there forever. So learn to accept them as part of your body. Many people stress over these marks but they have no control over how their body adjusts to changes like this, so why stress? They are just scars that will become nearly invisible with time.

My mother has stretch marks on her abdomine after giving birth to two children.

stretch marks by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

stretch marks

Completely normal, super common and nothing to be ashamed about.

"I love my stretch marks"

stretch marks by thecoolkidthatwrotethis May 18, 2021

skeet marks 

trail of semen left on a women, bed sheets, or anywhere where you cum on.

blonde: omg, he left skeet marks on my leg.

skeet marks by tom leykis March 3, 2010

stretch marks

Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,

They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!

Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,

The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation

Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!

Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,

Go to the dr now befor you get anymore


To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!

stretch marks by Dr May 5, 2004

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badassssss city, known for Southwest Texas State University's beautiful campus, crazy college kids, and the wonderful TOOBING adventures down the river!

Hey dude, lets go toobin' in San Marcos!

San Marcos, Texas by ashlee July 9, 2004

Stretch marks

The beauty held behind the skin.

The stretch marks on your body represent the beauty inside of you.

Stretch marks by secretlovahh September 9, 2018