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Jasiak

a gay kid who can't take a hint
wow that kid is still here after I asked him to leave, and now he is looking at Male porn, he must be a jasiak
by dr March 6, 2003
mugGet the Jasiakmug.

Luddy

A large uncoordinated individual, generally with a distinct lacking of motor skills. These individuals are also noted to wear cheap replica jerseys more often than would be considered healthy, with a distinct fear of driving cars to unknown places
"**large crash** damnit Luddy!! did you just trip on that same cord again ?!!?"
by DR April 19, 2005
mugGet the Luddymug.

Dick Stick

Covering a mans penis with chocolate syrup, finding a way to freeze it, and then having mad regular or doggy sex. Afterwards,the chocolate will melt, and the male will eat it out of the pussy or asshole.
They're serving dick sticks at the porn shop.
by DR December 17, 2004
mugGet the Dick Stickmug.

stretch marks

Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,

They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!

Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,

The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!

Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,

Go to the dr now befor you get anymore


To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
by Dr May 5, 2004
mugGet the stretch marksmug.

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.
The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.
by DR March 13, 2005
mugGet the box your earsmug.

Molotov everything

The solution for any problem. Originated on the totse.com Bad Ideas forum.
Totse Poster 1: ..Blah blah... So, what should I do now?
Totse Poster 2: MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!!
by DR February 11, 2005
mugGet the Molotov everythingmug.

Snoopy

Probably one of totse.com's most badass moderators.
'Snoopy locked my thread because I was a moron.'
by dr March 1, 2005
mugGet the Snoopymug.

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