Marinite

Resident of Marin County, California. A "spiritual" hack, and universally authoritarian. Blames America first, especially when Republicans are in power. Invariably self-obsessed with an obscene sense of entitlement. Penchant for plastic surgery. Bemoans the rich despite being a firmly entrenched member of said socioeconomic class.

Sean Penn is a Marinite.

by Trevelbond June 12, 2011

marinated

to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.

person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend

person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated

by monte queso December 17, 2011

Marinate

When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you

Don’t open it yet, you gotta marinate

by Englishkid8 April 9, 2019

marinated meat pocket

The sexiest way to describe the lady parts.

“How about you hike up them trousers and show me your marinated meat pocket.”

by PolkaPolice June 6, 2020

marinated hump

A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.

Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.

by Steel City Dude January 31, 2021

marionette

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions

"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"

by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

marinate

The act of not immediately responding to a text, insta DM, FB message or any other form of social media contact in efforts to not appear too thirsty (too eager to respond). General rule of thumb is to ignore said communication and revisit at a later time.

Bro 1: Bro she just texted me "what r u doin tonight =)" but I'm gonna let that shit marinate
Bro 2: Good call bro, I would say marinate that for at least 15 minutes
Bro 1: Solid timeline bro (raises beer in agreeance)

by Manifest Millennial September 18, 2016