Marmalade Industries

Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!

Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.

by Marmalade Master October 22, 2009

Marmalade Boy

Only one of the best manga books in the world.

example? i dunno.....

by Copycat January 17, 2004

Lady Marmalade

The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.

Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"

Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."

Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*

by Buster Grand January 5, 2022

Marmalaise

(n.) : an indefinite feeling of fatigue at the prospect of using orange fruit spread.

Margaret was overcome by a feeling of marmalaise when she thought about flavoring her burned toast.

by Food Guy October 18, 2011

whore marmalade

Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.

Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Marylande

Usually a girl - not to be confused with the Mid-Atlantic state, Maryland. Commonly mispronounced as "Mary-lawn-day", people with this name will become frustrated with always having to correct you and have parents that think they are "trendy" or "hip". If you have this name you may become friends with people with awkward names such as La-a (La-dash-a) and Lawasha/Ladrya. Marylande's will usually shorten their name to Mary or use a childhood nickname for simplicity.

Teacher: "Devin?"
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."

by Marylande March 13, 2020

marmalade dropper

(n.) - A news story so bizarre it makes you drop the marmalade when you are reading the newspaper or news on your iPad tablet at breakfast.

"Wow, the story about that guy embezzling all the money right in front of his co-workers' eyes is an amazing marmalade dropper. How come nobody noticed?"

-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 13, 2011