mankini

1. The source of my nightmares

2. Borat's favorite type of swim suit

1.
Boy: (waking his mom up) Mommy?
Mom: What is it?
Boy: There's a monster in my closet.
Mom: I thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
Boy: Yeah, but this one's wearing a mankini.

2. Oh, don't mind that guy, it's just Borat in his mankini.

by Sid Barrett March 16, 2008

Manskank

A synonym for manwhore or gigolo. A derogatory term for a man who has sexual relations with many women. Regarded as dirty, filthy, promiscuous, sleazy, and having low (or no) standards for sexual partners.

Ben slept with practically every girl in his dorm this year - even the ones who look like Joan Rivers! What a manskank!

by TrendTaster October 26, 2008

enemy of mankind

It's a nick name for the best DJ of the world, DJ Stoupe. Often will hear him as "Stoupe, the enemy of man kind." He is in an islamic, heavily religious underground hip-hop band called Jedi Mind Tricks (BESTBANDEVAR).

"yo yo yo yo yo yo jedi mind baby
Iledelph stand by, baby, naw I'm sayin? Ikon the Hologram
JusAllah, Jusallah
My man Chico, enemy of mankind......"
Jedi Mind Tricks - Retaliation

by Tibet Kara December 3, 2007

mankin

a really kick ass person who everybody likes

yo man you such a mankin

by bigdiggitydog July 3, 2006

Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015

Man Skin Boot

The act of an uncircumcised man pulling his elongated and flacid foreskin over the big toe of an unsuspecting/complying man.

Last night Jonah gave me a Man Skin Boot.

or

Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.

by JonahJamesDane May 19, 2010

Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.

Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.

by Dr00zle October 10, 2010