manxiety

the unjustifiable anxiety a man may feel about his privileged future often treated by medication

Trevor felt deep manxiety when he thought of the lack of growth in his share portfolio in January

by annamatt January 10, 2018

Hangxiety

The fear of hanging ones self on ever day objects

After watching Final Destination I have severe hangxiety

by RipeContext November 22, 2018

manxiety

The anxiety men give women by existing and taking up space. All of the unnecessary stress caused by men “doing things.” The man will say he isn’t triggering it intentionally, but will then repeat the behaviors claiming he can’t control them.

I am really hungry and want to go into the kitchen, but Jeff is triggering my manxiety. He is standing in there again chewing and breathing. I just can’t be around that right now. I am going to try some yoga first.

by Karen’s twin November 28, 2022

Manxiety

The anxiety a man feels in the presence of women as a result of his privileged position and out of fear that he will oppress a woman by his own actions or speech. He may also fear unintentional mansplaining.

Joseph was very much anxious that the situation in which he had just explained something to his girlfriend was mansplaining. He felt his own manxiety.

by Mario Prgiolla December 29, 2023

Tangxiety

Being nervous about talking to a girl

Everytime i see that girl i get tangxiety

by anonymous November 4, 2017

monxiety

The act of becoming anxious when presented with a situation pertaining to financial acquisitions or monatery transactions.

He’s usually really chill, but always gets monxiety when we split the bill.

by Niko Jack March 22, 2018

pangxiety

Being afraid of da dentist or syringe-wielding doctor.

Thanks to modern anesthetics and ultra-sharp hypodermic needles, many routine medical procedures involve little or no pain anymore, and so there is often little need to feel much if any pangxiety.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022