russ maltese 

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

russ maltese by jesus September 9, 2003

the sloppy maltese 

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

the sloppy maltese by anonymous April 23, 2022

mallese 

a dumb wifeless teacher

Karen: tell your teacher mallese that im calling corporate

mallese by troika_2 December 3, 2019

maltesers 

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate

- Yo pass me those Maltesers

maltesers by THe_RZA May 22, 2005

Malese Dale

A person extremely socialy awkward. Natural habitat contains re-runs of the office while eating a whole sleeve of oreos.

Dude you see that Malese Dale?
Nah bro where?! O wait now I see it what the fuckkkkk

Malese Dale by woahhhhnelly October 10, 2012

malteaser 

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

malteaser by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004

Malteser Monkey 

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

Malteser Monkey by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023