A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.
Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.
by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011


A Trade school split between the liberals and the rednecks, although they do share traits in being vape gods; a school filled with drama filled lunatics where no one is in the right
Christmas spirit is in the air at the Mahoning County Career & Technical Center, will the following students come down to Mr. Sandy’s office
by joemama723 January 7, 2023

by gmaiee January 31, 2020

This is extremely specific
A Mahone is a gastrointrointestinal event event consisting of the following four extremely specific requirements
A bowel movement
Is produced in one piece
That breaks water (ie is in contact with the bowl below and some significant proportion of air approximately 15 % which is clearly not merely floating)
Contains at a minimum one colonel of corn evident visually and
Is witnessed by one person not directly involved it the production of said Mahone.
A Mahone is a gastrointrointestinal event event consisting of the following four extremely specific requirements
A bowel movement
Is produced in one piece
That breaks water (ie is in contact with the bowl below and some significant proportion of air approximately 15 % which is clearly not merely floating)
Contains at a minimum one colonel of corn evident visually and
Is witnessed by one person not directly involved it the production of said Mahone.
by ktmman October 13, 2025

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

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by Lol123ahahahehehe August 6, 2023
