magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC)

A large railgun type weapon frequently used in the Halo universe. Sizes vary, from a handheld one shot anti-personnel weapon, to the main weapon of most of the frigates, destroyers, cruisers, etc (e.g UNSC Pillar of Autuum) to the largest, most powerful type, the "Super MAC", a massive railgun mounted on a space station capable of firing its projectiles at speeds close to 4% the speed of light. (e.g. Cairo Station, Halo 2). Said projectiles are made from extremely dense metals, such as depleted uranium, and despite the disadvantage of having to charge the weapon for every shot, the sheer kinetic impact velocity of these projects can do extreme damage to most targets.

“That Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship" - Sergeant Major Johnson describing the sheer firepower of Cairo Station to the Master Chief John-117.

by Breaking_Bad_RV January 10, 2015

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

Death Magnetic

The long awaited new Metallica album that everyone has been anticipating. It will show the world that true metal is not dead. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' rule.

Dude: Metallica sucks! Their new album Death Magnetic is gay! It's not even metal!

Much cooler dude: Hey Megadeth punk. Shut the fuck up. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' own. Dave Mustaine can suck Kirk Hammett's cock.

Dude: :(

Much cooler dude: 8====D

by TheMagicNumber23 October 23, 2008

camel toe magnetism

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.

i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.

by chuckybubbles March 27, 2010

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day

February 6th.
Chemistry geeks have Mole Day.
Math dorks have Pi Day.
What do Physics nerds have?
Magnetic Flux Quantum Day!
Even if you think Electricity and Magnetism is scary, Magnetic Flux Quantum Day (affectionately called MFQ Day) is a day to celebrate all Physics! From Black Holes to Mechanics, this is the day to put on your Physics shirts, grab your formula sheets, and just do some good ole fashion phun recreational Physics!
Have f=uN!
^_^
MFQ = 2.067833667(52)×10^(−15) Wb

Join the facebook event!

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day is a day for Physics Nerds.

by Physics Nerd January 30, 2009

Magnetits

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

by Chubmonkey September 21, 2011