Maddie

A girl with many personalities. She is fun, adventurous, crazy, loyal. Everything a guy/girl needs in a friend or girlfriend. She is pretty on the inside and out as well as cool. Everything she does is a statement.

Guy: "What's your name girl?"
Maddie: "Haha it's Maddie."
Guy: "You must be crazy cool."
Maddie: "Haha I try to...."
Guy: (thinks) "She's such a babe...."

by Isabella'sthename January 6, 2015

maddielarkin

She's a hot blonde girl, extremely attractive with a fine ass, and big boobs. If you get her dont ever let her go

"Who was that blonde that just pasted"
"That's maddielarkin, she's so hot"

by justanormalguy January 15, 2017

maddidi

An awesome person that people love and care about

Maddidi was so awesome and everyone loved her

by SirHenryFranklin42 May 3, 2017

Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

mark madden

A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.

Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?

Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!

by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006

maddenism

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.

"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."

by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004

maddie

maddie is a wonderful girl, perfect inside and out. She has a beautiful smile on her face and normally have gorgeous eyes!! She is a crazy, funny and ‘has to be right’ but you will love her and will probably brighten up your day with one clumsy and stupid word however when you first meet her and she might come off as shy or quiet but really she’s quite the cracker! They don’t think that they’re that great but they really are! Boys secretly admire them but most maddie’s don’t recognise this and doesn’t like a lot of attention (e.g compliments). However, because she ‘has to be right’ she has a fiery but playful spirit and if you mess with her she will mess with you back! But she is such a lovely friend and is most of the time happy and makes sure everyone else around her is to! They are heard not to love as a friend!

Hey maddie !

by rabbitlover123 May 9, 2018