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muffler monkey 

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.
The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.
muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

Muffler man 

Muffler man by Muffler man January 24, 2019

muffler fucker 

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.
"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"
muffler fucker by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005

Muffler Dump 

The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
Brandon shoved his penis in his wife’s gassy ass so the muffler dump wouldn’t wake the children.
Muffler Dump by Texas Chodehouse August 28, 2021

Muffler bearing 

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.
Muffler bearing by drebel_3 February 17, 2010

muffler clamp

When a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.
Eric: "I have a massive head-ache"

Dave: "how come?"

Eric: "I was eating this girl out, and she gave me a muffler clamp"

muffler clamp by Erockkk April 20, 2008