monday mouse

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA May 11, 2012

Mondragon

An awesome dude who never lets you down. He's always extremely funny and you can rely on him all the time, no matter what. If you ever are in need of help, you can bet a Mondragon will be there to help you.

Matt: Dude can you halp me plehz?
Dave: nah but you can ask Mondragon, he is definitely gonna be there to help you
Matt: Who tf is he, sounds like a douche
Dave: nahhhh he pratically invented the word help.

by Joshsuxdick January 23, 2017

Mondo Owada

*SPOILERS*A cool dude that everyone thinks is gay with Kiyotaka Ishimaru. (Personally, Y E S.)
Ultimate Biker Gang Leader
Killed his brother 🥺
My top kin 🙏
Lord have mercy this butter tastes awful...

Have you heard of Mondo Owada? He’s such a cool dude.

by mondoowada January 31, 2021

Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”

by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."

by RAW84 April 22, 2006

mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.

He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.

by pathgirl February 21, 2009