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Mateo

The most incredible type of person, someone you would eventually like to marry. Distinguished by a sexy body, intelligent mind, and devastatingly good looks. A person that you love.
Who's that?

Ohhh, It's just Mateo. LOOK AT THAT ASS!
by MEAUTREAO December 28, 2009
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Mateo

The most sweetest and caring male you will ever approach. His sense of humor is so loveable and so is he. Mateo always tends to look out for others and will try to cheer them up no matter what. He's also very mature yet childlike but knows how to handle problems and difficult situations when the time comes around. Mateo's voice is always very attractive in all ways possible.
Person 1: I sure do love Mateo!

Person 2: Yeah.. I really don't understand how he can dislike himself.
Person 1: I want to be just like him!
by aeesthetixx ♡ March 15, 2020
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meteora

An amazing, revolutionary album by the inspiring band Linkin Park
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Meteos

An immensely successful puzzle-genre video game for the Nintendo DS. It follows the style of Tetris very closely, except with an intriguing twist. Players line up horizontal or vertical lines of 3 or more of the same blocks, or Meteos, and the lined up Meteos turn into rockets and blast the Meteos on top of them into space. There are many different planets on which you can play on, each of which has a different gravity level and field width. The type of Meteos that appear in each vary as well.

The Main Story
The evil planet Meteos is attacking the inferior planets of the galaxy. Several are destroyed, and it seems that all hope is lost. However, when it comes time for the planet Geolyte's doom, despite of unfavorable odds, three Meteos of the same type line up just before they collide with the planet. It blasts back up into space, carrying with it the Meteos on top of it. A defense strategy was formed, and the surviving planets of Meteo's rampage fought back against the evil planet.

The Game Modes
Simple - Try to be the last one standing; destroy your opponent's home planet. You can play Time or Stock.
Deluge - Play until your planet is destroyed.
Star Trip - Choose from three paths: Straight, Branch, or Multi, and get all the different endings.

Fusion
All of the Meteos you launch (not the ones that are incinerated) go to your Fusion Bank. You can use the Meteos you earned to unlock new sounds, planets, weapons, and rare metals (time and soul Meteos).
Meteos is the best puzzle game. Ever. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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Meteorite-Walk-home

A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"
by RyantheWolf May 8, 2010
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ms mateo

an annoying balding teacher who says "okayyy soo.." for a living
ms mateo is always yelling okay so like just stfu
by concashzz July 2, 2023
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Mateo

A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants,even if they are not bitches...he's also very sexy and always looks good.Usually a latino with a very hot accent.
Girl:OMG,there's Mateo I want to fuck him so badly
by qqwertyuiop October 12, 2010
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