minute man

guy who comes too quick during sex and doesn't get the girl off

"He came quick. He got his, I ain't getting mine, I'm like fuck."

"You done got you a muthafuckin minute man."

by Stacy July 2, 2003

Minute man

A guy that nuts In a minute

"We call him the minute man"

by ilovejesus April 5, 2017

Minute of Leetness

The minute of leetness derives from the word 1337(leet). It happens every day when the clock reads 13:37 at which point you can do what the hell you like whether at work or any where else.

It's 13:37, the minute of leetness, now we can take a break for minute and slack off!

by Sangajin June 3, 2007

Minute Money

1. Cash that's urgently needed (usually by a teenager) to purchase additional cell phone minutes. 2. The reason why pre-paid cell phones are so cheap.

"Dad! I need some Minute Money so my girlfriend can text me after the party tonight."

by Peter Kobs July 8, 2009

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

minute man

A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend

whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!

by m April 20, 2005

minute-zenomen

zenophobic minutemen;a member of a zenophobic group

those dudes gaurding the border are minute-zenomen

by reverend-triggafinga October 21, 2008