Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

MILFALEOPARD

Its a female that is hot enough to be considered a MILF but not old enough to be a cougar...

young female in cougar training but hasnt met age limit, so is considered a milfaleopard

by young one in training June 5, 2011

milifag

Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.

For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.

They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.

Below is a milifag training for their dream.

"This server is full of a bunch of milifags."

by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018

Milfag

Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.

Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.

by Truceacred June 11, 2019

milfabilly

A rockabilly or pschobilly mother one would care to engage in copulation.

I spotted this Masuimi Max lookin chick at the rod show pullin her kid around in this ol'school Radio Flyer.... Total Milfabilly!

by Face Mugsley September 6, 2011

milfiest

Something that is the most milfy; Having the characteristics of a MILF such that it stands above all other MILFs.

That porn is the milfiest I have ever seen, so much so that I didn't even have to use lotion!

by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005

Milfbian

a hot mother that was straight but became a lesbian

mother lesbian

a mother id like to fuck but she became a hot lesbian in the meanwhile...so she became a MILFBIAN

Dude that milf is a lesbian...nah dude shes a milfbian.
milf

by bigWristshake September 4, 2010