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Mateus Fatus

{Ma-tay-us Fa-toos}
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
Clear the halls for a wide load, a Mateus Fatus is coming!
by Mexirocker August 30, 2006
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Mateus is such a simp...
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Mateus

A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, “go fuck yourself,” it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.
O shit, that’s a big Mateus, we better run, “go fuck yourself,”.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
by Jorrrrrrr June 6, 2018
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Some Mexican dude who thinks he's good at football but actually just sucks lots of dicks
Dude 1: That guy is rubbish at football, I bet he sucks lots of dicks

Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus
by 69KanyeEAST420 October 30, 2020
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Emperor Mateus

The main antagonist of FF2/FFII.
Emperor Mateus seeks to dominate the world through demonic forces.
by the random. November 5, 2021
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I’m ordering a Mateus for tonight
by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018
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Matuesz

Usually a very feminine person, he usually has a small penis and isn’t that great at talking to girls so they will gravitate towards men
Matuesz and Jason had a sexual relationship
by Hamza14 December 27, 2019
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