Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008

Maintenance Piss

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

Malintention

Spanglish version of bad intentions.

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.

by woopsey November 14, 2016

Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006