hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

Liquid Lurker

A place full of internet trolls who pass the time by discussing some of the most ridiculous subjects ever known to man. The place is under the control of five security guards, known as Kcube, Chev, Azimio, ScarfaceEvaStar and Kill You.

They have the most interesting trolls in the history of the internet. A few death and black metal freaks, a vampire, a priest and a few indie freaks. Also, Lady Gaga, Hitler and Nicholas Cage post here. Apparently...

Jeff: Who are Chev, DemonCashew, ZiggyStardust, eet_and_ern, Gore for Grace, Kcube, Jerome...

Jacob: They are Liquid Lurker.

Jeff: What?

Jacob: You know, Liquid Lurker. Land of the trolls.

by Penis Neck January 31, 2010

Lurker Bee

A lurker bee is an office worker who roams the hallways to peer into meeting rooms or randomly joins conference calls to be nosy.

The opposite of a worker bee. Instead of providing value to the organization they spend their time being nosy about what everyone else is doing.

We had a random lurker bee join our meeting who did nothing but surf the internet and distract the other members.

by Tax Cat July 16, 2009

photo lurker

someone who is always in the back of other people's pictures, when they are not wanted there, or were not known to be in the picture while it was being taken.

that girl is in the back of almost all the pictures, she's such a photo lurker.

by kayla45678 June 25, 2008

liquid lurker

A naturally-occurring parvovirus infection found in mice

Doctor 1: We must operate, quickly!

Doctor 2: It's already too late, he has liquid lurker.

Doctor 1: Are you even a real doctor?

Doctor 2: No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

by fgs December 3, 2007

lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by juicebox February 9, 2005

lurker

A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:
-They don't know what to say
-They are pretending to have friends
-They are trying to scare you
-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.

by 120000417 July 28, 2006