Big Lurch

A Dallas rapper who got fucked up on pcp and ate his roomate. He was caught in la naked covered in blood yelling at the sky.

Shit big lurch, get it together

by Dammit Lurch September 28, 2010

Lurch

Lurch is a term popular in Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES. It is a special move achieved when the player is controling the nose tackle and goes under the center and dives, this reluts in a sack or a loss of yards 90% of the time when used correctly.

Hey you fucker, quit lurching my ass!

You just lurched my QB!

Im gonna lurch your bitch ass

"LUUUUUUUURCH"

by slave and digz December 2, 2004

Lurch

To leave in tough predicament or spot, not reliable, put someone in a bad position

"I don't care if I leave work in a lurch when I leave." I left everyone in a lurch when I took 5 days of vacation to go on a golf trip.

by charlesthomascj April 12, 2007

lurch crab

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.

Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.

by Snowbone July 28, 2009

Dirty man's lurch

Refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the balls immediately following an unsolicited sexual innuendo.

Used in a sentence - "That gross bartender just asked me how I like my eggs in the morning, Fertilized? So I gave him a dirty man's lurch!"

by Dark alley traveler March 10, 2010

Lurfy

-adjective

1. Awkwardness in body language resulting from tall and slender stature.

2. A trait of poor coordination possessed by those with a large stature and low body weight.

3. The act of being graceless and clumsy due to one's towering height.

"Yao Ming is the lurfiest motherfucker in the NBA."

"That lurfy bastard looks more awkward than an uncircumcised penis."

by DowagiacMichigan January 16, 2010

lurch

see poser; a lurch is somebody who walks int conversations they aren't meant to be in or acts in a way that they shouldn't// can be a noun or verb

1)dude, quit lurcin off me
2)that dude is a real lurch

by hums March 10, 2003