lortab

Lortab is the brand name for the drug combination of hydrocodone and acetaminophen. It's classified as a schedule II narcotic. Lortabs are badass and i suggest taking them whenever possible.

Tim: "My grandma's really sick, let's go raid her pills."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Tim: "Looks like she's got some lortab 7.5's"
Matt: "That'll work, give me three"

by billlikepill July 4, 2006

Lortoned

The act of getting too drunk and being thrown out of a concert.

We went out partying last night before the Modest Mouse concert and ended up getting lortoned before it even started.

by Prestin March 26, 2008

Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

by cwalk787 November 13, 2010

lortab

The most vile thing ever created. All of these people who say tabs are so great are ignorant. If you don't think im right try some for yourself and then get back to me a few years down the road when you're hopping aboard the H train or if you TRY and quit then you get to experience the wonderful world of withdrawal HAH have fun with that because I know I didn't.

person 1: hey man you want a few tabbers?
person 2: hell no!!!

lortab

by fly guy 80 November 3, 2010

lortab

a powerful narcotic with hydrocodone and acetaminophen. lortabs come in different quantitties: 2.5/500 , 5/500, 7.5/500
The 500 stands for the 500 mg of acetaminophen (or Tylenol) in each pill
the other numbers represent the mg of hydrocodone in each pill.

(After teen's wisdom teeth removal)
Mother: Honey, do you need another Lortab or are you doing okay?
Teen: I need another one
Mother: Are you sure? Only take it if you have alot of pain
Teen: ya my teeth hurt really bad and i cant get to slepe
Mother: OK honey, heres your Lortab!
Teen: *Hell yes* *2 hours later, "holy shit i cant feel my legs, and my feet have a pulse".

by mr. pharmy August 25, 2008

Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing

Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me

by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 29, 2021

lortonian

used to describe someone who displays the qualities of an ass hole. Usually used in the context of someone tall with ugly yellow hair. Can also be used as a synonym for lorton.

did u see evan at the party last night? hes such a lortonian its not even funny. I hate that kid

by jardoon forbes May 6, 2007