lordnapping

The theft of the baby Jesus from a nativity scene.

Last Thursday, some lordnappers stole the baby Jesus from our front yard nativity scene. This lordnapping is getting out of hand.

by tobyjoe December 21, 2005

Loriann

A Loriann is a gorgeous woman. She's smart and brave like a warrior. Haters hate her because they are basically jelly af. She doesn't care because she is chilling. She's honest,modest, and gifted at many things. She's probably better than you but she'll be your friend anyway because she doesn't judge. She's too precious for this world and we should all respect and protect her kind of goodness. "I LOVE YOU LORIANN!", Is something she probably hears often. She'll be incredibly beautiful until the day she dies and beyond. She doesn't realize that she's as amazing as all that... She's really a blessing to know. Honesty is her super power.

Person 1: Hey! Loriann! I need your help!
Loriann: How may I assist you oh honored and sacred Spirit? Lol... Just playin bromie, whats up?

by DumbPointlessMale November 15, 2018

lorang

Lorang er en staut kar uten pikk. Loranger eier ikke selvironi og skryter alltid av sin lille dreper. Du finner han i mosen.

Holy shit, its cold and I'm like a Lorang

by Wordsexio May 23, 2016

Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard

OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!

by lardlover May 20, 2021

lorcan

A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)

"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*

by cumcoochie October 28, 2019

Lording

the act of enjoying your self with excess e.g. food or alcohol.

I've got a massive hang over this morning - I was 'Lording' it last night.

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

LOREDANA

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.

Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids”

by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019