Loli God

Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.

Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.

by RaccoonLoli June 26, 2019

loli-pop

When you put a loli on a stick and suck on it.

"I love to suck on loli-pop."

by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018

Low Lolicon

It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.

P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.

by MassiveBruhMoment April 8, 2021

loliphile

A person with an obsession with underage anime/hentai girls who is not nessacarily a pedophile.

Guy 1: Dude, I've got a bunch of nekkid Carcaptor Sakura pics on my PC!
Guy 2: You loliphile!

by Channer October 7, 2004

Loligasm

Getting an orgasm from looking at little anime girls.

Jessica: "I heard that our teacher gets a loligasm when he watches anime shows."

Emily: "Eww, that's so gross!"

Teacher: "Hi girls, how's it going?"

by EpicLegend18 November 26, 2011

loli-shota

Loli-shota is referring to the words lolita (which is the cutesy clothing style in which girls dress in clothes that make them appear like little girls) and shota (which is the term often used in fanfiction to indicate the inclusion of young, pre- and early pubescent boys in sexual acts, usually with much older adult men.) The terms, when used in conjunction, often represent a young boy who is overly effeminate, or "cutesy".

"That character Honey from Ouran Host Club is totally loli-shota."

by mizuiro_neko April 11, 2009

Lolicide

A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.

Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE

by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009