logicall

Completely, all-encompassingly logical

It's not only, but completely logicall foreseeably and as a matter of recall.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.

"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009

Logicable

A justification for having an amount of knowledge.

KIm K. "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity"
Kanye. W "Babe, that's so logicable"

by Paige Jazmin Willow February 5, 2020

Contra-Logical

Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.

The girl in the fishnets isn't a prostitute? That's completely contra-logical.

by Organe April 24, 2009

Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.

I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.

by Martha Nose October 23, 2007

logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.

Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.

by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005