Lowell Slut

A girl, 18-25 residing in Lowell, MA that: wears hoop earings; is latina (or is not but seems like it--e.g., white with decent tan, etc.); generally sleeps around a lot; overly flirty; with caked-on make-up and exaggerated gum chewing. Lip-gloss is another huge one, perhaps even the second most important next to the trademark hoop earings. Another thing to make of note of the Lowell Slut is the fact that while they might be about average looking, the accessories (e.g., make-up, trashy clothing) counter this fact and the sluttiness of the Lowell Slut is generally a turn-on for most.

Woah, look at that Lowell Slut at the front desk of the Y. The hoop earings are a total giveaway.

by fredvaughn July 10, 2007

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

by Mike Sig December 9, 2008

Lowell

Homonym for popular internet abbreviation "lol". Typically used ironically by people wishing to express amusement textually but who abhor internet slang. Can be combined with proper names to add to the irony.

"...so I said, that's not a particle accelerator, that's my wife!"

"Elizabeth Lowell"

by g0dforsaken December 8, 2009

Lowell Sun

One of the worst big newspapers in New England. Despite being the primary periodical for the liberal city of Lowell, Massachusetts, the very conservative Op-Ed page of the Sun is like something one would see in a southern small-town newspaper. It regularly publishes conservative letters to the editor whose authors are barely literate, and endorsed George W. Bush for reelection in 2004. In addition, its main columnist--Dan Phelps--is a terrible writer whose columns are laced with pedestrian writing and mind-boggling non sequiturs.

The Lowell Sun is a horrid rag of a paper not fit to wipe a gorilla's ass.

by Max Canning July 29, 2009

Lowell

Lowell is a city in Massachusetts. Lowell is famous for its mills and multiple gang fights. There are about 35 Dunkin' Donuts and only three Dunkin' Donuts employees who speak English. If you go to high school, you go to Lowell High. It is typical for a student of Lowell High School to skip class to go to Arthur's Diner to get a boott mill, which is a breakfast sandwich made up of 99% grease. If you go to the Voke (the Joke), no one cares about you. Typically, if you are white and graduate you most likely end up going to UMass.

Famous author Jack Kerouac was born and raised in Lowell and pretty much everyone pretends to like him even though they never have read "On The Road". Ed McMahon was born there, too.

A lot of the roads downtown are made out of cobblestones, which is really annoying considering everyone drives a Civic. Most of the year the downtown area is full of homeless people until the Lowell Folk Festival comes along and every suburbanite (from Chelmsford, Westford, Andover, etc.) bravely steps into the city.

It is typical for a citizen of Lowell to have witnessed a drug deal, shooting, or arrest atleast ten times throughout the year.

"Welcome to Maaahket Basket, where you get more for your dollah!"- Term everyone in Lowell loves to hear

"Let's go to the packie and then head over to Fort Hill and get wicked hammered!"- Lowell High Student

by we love lowell November 4, 2005

lewellyn

A really cool person, who is a little introverted, yet really loud when he gets used to his surroundings. Usually happy, but can be a little angsty at times.

Nate most definately is a Lewellyn.

by Nataniel Bluebishbosh March 14, 2004

lowellville

A small Italian village full of snakes (fake people). Everyone talks behind everyone's back but yet they will lie straight to your face. People also refer to Lowellville as hoeville. Many people don't know what Lowellville is.

Gina- did you hear that this girl at Lowellville fucked jhonny

Hope- no fucking way people from Lowellville are just hoes and snakes for real

by Dinglebarry Brian February 27, 2017