Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.
Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!
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Person about to be fired: I should have those done around the middle of Mocktober.
Person about to be fired: I should have those done around the middle of Mocktober.
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That dude's lockover is atrocious--he should cut those locks and spare us the view of his bald head.
by Ludovic June 17, 2008
Get the lockover mug.Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
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